An old man decided he'd finally came to his sense
after years of sitting around, alone and defenseless
He knew what he'd become
He had become what he never wanted to
He would become just a bunch of molecules
His life had come undone
He said, "Jesus, take the wheelchair, I don't need it anymore."
Life is meaningless anyway,
we'll just decay, degrade, and fade away
So waste your time and take a photograph
if you like, you'll never get another chance
What if the world ended on a Tuesday? Where would you be?
Sitting in traffic, or in a cubicle, would you be happy?
Jesus is coming and so is an asteroid so drive your golf cart into a bush
Jesus is coming and so is an asteroid so drive your golf cart into a bush
Always
and forever
Oh what a load of shit, that means nothing, you proved it time and time again
I know
that you're waiting
waiting for someone to run to after you and me are through
ah, the sun shines down on your remorse
ah, as if you ever had a choice
now join the crowd and make some noise
credits
from Pathétique,
track released April 26, 2016
Spoken Intro written and performed by Bill O'Reilly. Also Tony read some lines from Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" in a funny voice. Robot intro drums performed by Garageband. Outro Bass written by Kevin Hassett.